LOCKE

Named after philosopher John Locke.
He broke his parents' hearts by 
deciding to major in art in college
instead of a "real" major. A full
time student with no real job, Locke
lives with his friend Burk. An avid
gamer, he can often be found 
wearing clothing with some kind of
game reference. Locke has no real 
drive to do anything besides game.
This has left his social life 
totally dead, but Locke doesn't 
seem to mind except for the fact
of scaring every girl he's ever 
met.